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The characters are from old Turkish TV comedy Olacak O Kadar.

I may talk and act like a lapdog, but fool not: I AM a lapdog! Hihhihihiiiiyy

Welcome to my brothel. Will you be my pimp?

I am Slavoj Žižek, and I am very intelligent. Hihhihihiiiiyy

I am Nadya Tolokonnikova, and I am selling my ass.

No, I am not the vulgar Freudian who tries to seduce the girl. Hihhihihiiiiyy

I fucked in public and I was arrested.

I am suspicious of compassion but I’d like a mercy fuck! Hihhihihiiiiyy

I am a whore, I insult to turn on my customers.

Are we having sex or will you seduce Bernie Sanders? Hihhihihiiiiyy

I need to have a symbolic stamp on my ass.

I will put your emotional song in my quantum mechanics book! Hihhihihiiiiyy

I am terrorized by AI, it cracks my soul.

When you say ‘cracks in AI’, oooh! I get horny! Hihhihihiiiiyy

My work is worthless if AI can generate me.

You know: we always expect ugly people to have a mind. Hihhihihiiiiyy

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